Funny Jokes and Quotes

HAVE A NAGILA

A Parody of the Song "Hava Nagila"

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Have a nagila,
Have half a nagila,
Have a nagila,
They’re pretty small.Have a nagila,
Have half a nagila,
Have a nagila,
They’re pretty small.Have one with applesauce,
Have one with sour cream,
So light, they’re like a dream,
And they’re very small.Have one with sauerkraut,
Have one with beans and sprouts,
They’re swell, you’ll like ’em lots,
They’ll make you plotz!

Oy vey!

“Oy vey,” you say?
Don’t be rash,
You gotta try ’em,
‘Cause I shaped ’em,
And I fried ’em!

I want you to really try ’em,
You won’t know until you try ’em,
Well okay…
Have your way…
They’re not to everybody’s taste.

Have a nagila,
Halve a nagila,
Have a nagila,
They’re pretty small.Have a nagila,
Halve a nagila,
Have a nagila,
They’re pretty small.Not like gefilte fish,
This is a tasty dish,
Much better than a knish,
And they’re very small.Just take a bite or two,
They’re good, I promise you,
Have two, or three, or four,
I’ll make some more!

Oy vey!

“Oy vey,” you say?
Don’t be rash,
You gotta try it,
Please don’t say

You’re on a diet!

I want you to really try it,
You won’t know until you try it,
Well okay…
Have your way…
I’ll give them to your Uncle Sol!

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